php has problems

Arrggh! I'm coding stuff in PHP again at work. I've done a lot PHP in past times, and even though the language has improved it's still such a exemplary piece of crap. Language design at it's worst. PHP is supposed to be a recursive acronym of: PHP: Hypertext Processor, however, these acronyms seems to describe the language equally well:

PHP Has Problems
Pretty Half-baked Programming-language
PHP Hates Programmmers (and also the other way around for many...)

Feel free to add to list..


I just needed to get my frustrations out...